ABC's "The Bachelor" is notorious for
its crazy controversy and juicy drama. This season, controversy + drama =
Courtney Robertson.
Bachelor Ben Flajnik, whom many viewers saw
as mild mannered and low maintenance, has taken an obvious shine to the
duplicitous model. Robertson is no stranger to the limelight, appearing
on numerous magazine covers, and touting famous exes such as “Desperate Housewives” star Jesse Metcalfe. (Well, kind of famous.)
Robertson has consistently been called out
by other contestants for her split personality, appearing overly angelic
to Flajnik, while enraging the other women with her rude remarks and
haughty personality.
“The model thing was a deterrent in the
beginning,” Flajnik told the Los Angeles Times. “I specifically told the
producers before I started this, ‘No models. No hair and makeup people,
and no fashion.”
So how has Robertson defied Flajnik’s “no model" rule?
By being sneaky. Really, really sneaky. With
the finale only days away, we have chronicled Robertson's Top 10
sneakiest moves for you here.
10. During a fly fishing group date,
Courtney groans incessantly in her testimonials that she is sick of the
group date format, vying to steal Ben away from the other girls to a
more secluded part of the river. She makes it her goal to catch a fish
to snatch his attention away. Fishy.
9. While fellow contestant, Jamie—a
quieter woman, who had finally worked up the courage to open up to
Ben—sits talking with him by the pool, Courtney tiptoes into the
background, strips down to a teeny bikini, and sits in a lounge chair
giggling and stretching her legs in the air in an obvious move to grab
Ben’s attention. Crafty.
8. On another group date in Panama,
the girls have an opportunity to try on some traditional native garb in a
local village. Courtney takes the opportunity to go topless, while the
others, in a more modest move, choose to wear a bra under the
barely-there top. Courtney proceeds to parade around flaunting her chest
in front of the Bachelor. Saucy.
7. Although fellow contestant Casey
S. is sent home immediately after it is discovered that she had just
been in a relationship immediately before coming on the show, it is
rumored that Courtney dumped her boyfriend, photographer Cavan Clark,
saying she just, “needs some time off,” while actually breaking it off
to go on, “The Bachelor.” Hypocrisy.
6. Although Ben is supposed to be
spending the day on a one-on-one date with one of the other women,
Courtney waits on a staircase in a bathrobe for Ben to return to his
hotel room—a bottle of wine in hand. When Ben unassumingly comes home
and is putting his key in the door, Courtney whistles at him from behind
and seductively invites herself in, “for a nightcap.” Trashy.
5. When she discovers that fellow
contestant Emily has openly voiced her concerns about Courtney’s
behavior to Ben, Courtney is outraged, claiming that she wishes, “to
verbally assault [Emily] or shave her eyebrows off in the middle of the
night.” Meanie.
4. A few weeks later, when Emily
apologizes for her qualms about Courtney, the model retorts that she
will never be able to get over the feud, that Emily’s apology doesn’t
fix things, and finally poses, “What, am I now just supposed to take it
up the tailpipe?” Classy.
3. While sitting chatting with some
of the other women who are evidently worried that they are slated to be
eliminated during the next rose ceremony, Courtney nonchalantly remarks
that, “if it’s not Ben then there are other fish in the sea,” proving
her indifference to the “true love” factor of the competition. More fishy.
2. In a faux sob fest, Courtney
tells Ben during their one-on-one date that she feels horrible for the
way that she has treated the other girls, that she handled certain
situations in an incorrect way, and feels deeply sorry for her
actions. Ben buys it in a heartbeat. Liar-y.
1. While the other women sit unassuming at a cocktail party in Puerto Rico
wondering where their boyfriend is, Courtney convinces Ben to sneak
down to the ocean for a steamy skinny-dipping session. The conniver
passes it off as a “when else will you get the opportunity to do this in
Puerto Rico,” type of moment. Ben quite obviously enjoys himself. Genius-y.
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